HAIKU’s #1 (in C, D, E, F, G, H (NL), I &

HAIKU’s #1 (in C, D, E, F, G, H (NL), I &A collection of HAIKU’s, first in five languages: Dutch, English, French, German and PolishI start with three in English after observation of voyeur video of a brunette beauty batingAfter every haiku in another tongue I will try to give a variation of it in English as wellI will first explain how it all started to happen here for me – quite unexpectedly in fact!In most HAIKU’s I try to play with the sound of it in four different tongues from my mother’sAt last moment of my edit I decided to try Catalan and Italian, I lack any dictionaries in oneA HAIKU has a simple formula of three lines with 5-7-5 syllabes (in pronounciation, not spelling)It is a Japanese tradition emerging for several centuries – a bit ‘Zen’ in its hidden meaningsAt first glance it is an observation about the course of nature, often quite enigmaticly wordedSix sex HAIKU’s as observations of a voyeur video of a beautiful brunette batingOne day someone replied to my comment at a masturbation voyeur video of a brunette beautyThat it sounded like a HAIKU to him – in fact it was not, but indeed a fresh verse of meI liked the idea though so I challenged myself to try to write few of them to that videoThis story starts with cuts and pastes from the comments at that video and a link to itI will see where these first tries will lead me – depends on any reactions of my readersMy comment was the first one to a fresh upload of friend Julie, whose taste I like a lot:http://xhamster.com/movies/3034990/window_voyeur_girl_with_piercings_fucks_vibrator.htmlBrunette beauty batesIn sexy secretly shotPrivate explosionThank you for your shareJolly juicy Julie thereI vote ***** POET PETESome guy puncikefe replies:It’s a funny haiku :DI answer his comment:It is a funny foxy idea indeedI will try to write some haikusI know the old rules for themI need verses of syllabes 5-7-5I need to make an observationI know it is best about natureI vote five stars for the idea:* * * * * – porn Poet PETERHAIKU #1:Cute chick’s clam, clicks clitSexy Spring shoots through my thighsOrgasms where are thou?HAIKU #2:Window open viewShe knew I was watching herShe did it for me!HAIKU #3:Busy beauty batesHow hot and wet she can get?Heaven only knowsAt #1 I inform my readers about me some bit in an enigmatic erotic observation of facts of life: I am an elder genteman hippie – still sporting his long hair tied on top like a slim sumoAt my age I miss my straight shot of sperm from my yonder years with my Stella MarisI refer to the two sexy series with her – last installment of last not far down my list of stories At #5a it is almost finished – with #5b, any numbers of #6 & #7 to be written it nears its finishI mention the title of #5a here for Your convenience: Stella and Marina: SM in Spain #5a!HAIKU #2 is easy to understand: I imagine she is my girl, she knows I am warmly wanton watching herI love to see my love make love to prettiest parts of her hot slender sensual beautiful bodyI long to secretly see a lovely looking lass in bare ass and cute cunny caught in sexy solo sexI saw several fully nude unnoticed for a few minutes, see my story about my nice niece NuniaI give you the title Confessions #5: Nice niece Nunia -1 – I overheard her come at s1xteen!I gave her an erotic massage to relieve pain watched by blond beauty from her freshmen year in LawI will tell that #2 soon in a seperate installment about my live-in nice niece for five yummy yearsHAIKU #3 sees me as I try to get good look of her private parts, alas she’s too far from me I am short sighted – luckily only physically by my eyes from very young age, my basic-school yearsI need binoculars if I want to see if she gets wet, güvenilir bahis but I might hear her moan full passionI sometimes wish I’m God: able to see through walls and clothes any pretty pussy from close!Nonsense HAIKU’s about a shark and a cow in Dutch and EnglishNext I tried puns in Dutch on the sound of ‘haiku’which is for Dutch ears two big be4sts ‘haai’ and ‘koe’A strange combination: I have a shark and a cow togetherHAAIKOE #1 (NL)Haai vangt een koe – hoe?Glimlacht als blaadje slaKoe kijkt – hap strot – dood HAAIKOE #2 (NL)Koe vangt een haai – hoe?Roept hard boe – haai schrikt zich rotKoe hapt toe – haai doodSame ones in English I fear my translationis not very accurate ;)HIGH COO #1 (E)Shark catches a cow – how?Smiles wide like some fresh lettuceCow comes – shark bites – dead!HIGH COO #2 (E)Cow catches shark – how?Big bad boo – shark scares to deathCow prefers grass thoughGrass is an interesting slang expression for pot, weet or Mary JaneGarden facing the South with lots of sun and hardly any freezing like for my eight dodsGreat to live in old Amsterdam, still tolerant to minor sins like growing your own d0peGrass roots and more come back further down this strange story of me on all that ‘stuff’First try in German geile Sprache again about the bating brunette beautyErstes Versuch auf Deutsch über eine sich wichsenden Wunderweib mit braun HaareHAIKU #1 (D)Geiles EreignisSie macht es sich richtig heissMann kann sie kommen!In English someting similar:HAIKU #1 (E)Horny happeningShe is really getting hotBoy how hard she comes!In alphabetical order alternatives:Was wollstes wissen vom Weiblein? (A)Wat wil Ge nog weten van haar? (B) Quien? Quimono Querida, quieres? (C)Was soll ich noch über sie sagen? (D)What should I tell more about her? (E)Quoi à dire en plus d’elle? (F)Andramoi ennepe mousam … (G)Ik vertel van een vrouw …(H)Ricorda della Signora … (I)Hai! Ai Kawaii desu (J)Baduk beauty, Go go Go! (K)Veni vidi vici (L) Dè mèdje is nit breit mao laangk (M)Bokmol: Bok hot bok brunet (N)O-o Ich komme, I come, Je viens (O)Czym chces kochanio mojo, mna? (P)Veni vidi fut ci!? (Q)Zoek je mot of mot je zoek? (R)Svenska flicka, brunet kat (S)Bir iki uc Stanbul minareti (T)Olo mojo pinkno kachano! (U)Ora et Labora, Urbi et Orbi (V)Llanfarllulloniansomethinggr8gal (W)X-ray specs: C through women’s clothes!(X)Doddi Daddisdottir Inga Iglosson(Y)De kins mich get! – ‘Moelke’ :*(Z)I am pretty sure no reader will win first Prizefor translating all correctly, stating tongues!HAIKU’s for Go PlayersGo is an ancient Asian board game, boring for most ordinary intellectualsThe best of all, according to those who know both Chess, Checkers and Go!Go originates from China but all in the West were taught by Japanese for whom it is a traditional national art like calligraphy or poetryThe Shogunate had a Ministry of Go until mid 19th Century!Hence in the West we use the Japanese words in Go, like ‘dan’ for a Master level player (‘black belt’ in martial arts) ‘kyu’ for studentsHIGH KYU #1High kyu meets MasterFirst even game between themBlack loses of courseBackground historical and cultural information as an explanation:Black begins in the game of Go, not white as in Chess or CheckersThe board is completely empty, again the exact opposite situationAgainst a Master player, a kyu needs to take his handicap to stand any chance of winningYou can compare the strategic situation to a round of golf against any professional playerA strong amateur with handicap 18 needs at a 18-holes golf course one stroke more per holeAt Go the maximum handicap in a game is 9 stones, so it is if White passes first nine movesIt is an honour and large achievement for an amateur türkçe bahis to reach the level for a game on even!Of course one can not ask a Sensei for a game on even, one has to earn that privilegeOne needs to win first four games more than the Master in games taking two handicap stonesIn all, one only needs 36 wins without any losses to step through the rankings to get thereImagine an ideal young talent like in the popular Manga “Hikaru no Go” seriesIn the beginning of this century written to attract again young players to the Go gameHikaru is a reincarnation of the most famous Master of all times – the InvincableHe is inspired by the Go-Gods in his games trying to become Sho-dan professionalEven he is only human, a crucial final game by point only to miss his promotion, he losesHe hates his arch-rival and needs to learn you can’t win of an opponent you don’t respectYour mind and heart should be free – full of joy for the occasion in every little aspect!You need stamina and tenacity to be able to overcome such severe set-backs to your careerGrit your teeth, study harder, try again to win the competiton for the one spot next yearGo is all about life and death at the board – a lot like life, as sometimes you just loseHIGH KYU #2High kyu asks for adviseMaster which side should I block?No block – play elsewhere!Based on an anecdote about a fragile old sensei of the highest grade – nine dan:He visited Amsterdam in the early 70-ies long-haired pot-smoking hippie amateur dans playersGames writer Léon Vié used a geographical metaphore to explain the answer of the Master: The hippies argued whether black should next play in Spaarndam or in SchellingwoudeTwo old villages near Amsterdam – His Master’s Voice: Tjietjerkstradeel village in FrysiaThe meaning of it is: Look at the whole board situation – not only a small local quarrel!HIGH KYU #3High kyu thinks he’s bestAll my groups are safe – I’ll win!Master makes more pointsSimply stated: in Go the one with more surviving stones at the board than the opponent winsIf black does not lose any one stone (s)he will win by one point as the total number is oddGo goes by stones at intersections of a 19×19 grid, a stone with for adjacent enemies is deadHAJ KU #1 – Probe in Polish – Sprobuje po Polsku (I try in Polish)HAJ KU (PL)Haj, ku towarzysz?Ku cudownostwie pójdeMój Boze, przegram?Also about a game of Go (E): Hi, where are you going comrade?Towards wonderfulness I go My God, do I lose?HAIKU en FrancaisHAJ COUP (F)Hachicien kyu jouHache coupe les pierres blancs partoutHaj coup de foudre Word by word in English (E):Hash smoking kyu playsAxe cut the white stones everywhereHi(gh) lightning strikesHaj is colloquial French from English (which is basicly French, wrongly pronounced ;)Haj means the informal greeting Hi! and as well something for smokers of pot: High!Catalan HAIKU – I hardly understand half of easy Spanish, so fresh territory to meHAI KYU (C)Hai kyu, Negro soi? Los Gaviotes de Hielo?Forsa di Canut! The middle line: title of a tome poetry in Catalan by my friend Luis Miguel Sanz-IrlesIt means literally Mews of Ice it is his metaphore for his feelings, Winter in AmsterdamHe had fled his home twn of Valencia in one night as a young Marxist-Leninist communistHis father got a tip that his son would be arrested next morning by Franco’s Secret PoliceHe took some clothes and his guitar, fled across the border in the mountains that morningHe lived many years at the same large student apartment in old A’dam with me, he knew townHe played in restaurants for his living in his tradional student uniform – next we had funHe was a real womaniser and a Don Juan or Casanova, easy – fluent in seven languages!He güvenilir bahis siteleri even got me into two three-somes, one with a hottie from Holland from our floorHe presented a fine Flemish sweet shy slender young yummy blonde beauty to me as a presentHer name is her presage Nomen est Omen – Lieve (H) is both Love and Beloved in E ;)More or less something similar in English (E):Hello kyu-player, are you Black?Loathing of (White) Ice?Let’s drink to that!The first line is both black for playing Black as feeling sad after losing to ice-cold WhiteThe middle expresses his feelings losing hot headedly to White who did keep his cool all timeThe last line could mean many things, as in any proper HAIKU of any dan levelThe most literal translation is Strength to your Canals implying Olé do Pez (ES)The main connotation is erotic and empathic as a Cheers it’s We wish you a hard big prickThe hidden meaning for a Go player with some sense of irony is firstly Fuck Ice-cold White The second one something like Forget White & Go, let’s drink one and go out for fu(n/ck :PItalian HAIKU – I grab my two small dictionaries H-I and I-H for help in spellingHAI KYU (I)Haj kyu, com’estai?Bianco non amore?Vita é duro!Word by word in English (E):Hello kyu-player, how are you?White no love? (Is Black tough on you?)Life is hard!Lengthy Lecture about Go in Our Age – since the invention of the komi compensationto balance back chances to win for White to almost equal in even games and avoid any drawsplease feel free to skip it if you are not really interested or my verses make you nervous!Often in even games it is very hard for White to ‘get into the game’ and get any chance of winningCompare it to chess where White has the initiative in the opening moves – Black has hard work inthe middle game to reach an even position and chances for draw – a draw at the board is rare in GoIn Go white can play perfect moves all the time but Black can keep the lead by equally good movesIn modern Go, only in most amateur tournaments in Germany draws are less rare than anywhere elseIn Asia they prefer knock-out tournaments and the Japanese invented komi just to do thatIn professional games they observed that Black’s advantage was too large often, Black’s won 55%!In their opinion 4.5 points extra for White would balance the scores to equal chances for both It helped them from the 30-ies to the 60-ies, still White won more games than black on averageThey tries 5.5 in in 70-ies & 80-ies. 6.5 in the 90-ies and now use 7.5 mostly like in ChinaThat still didn’t fully help in the long run Black wins still stable at slightly over 51%! ;)There is a telling anecdote to illustrate that: the Ing-Cup is the ‘Olympic Gold’ in GoThat Ing Chang-ki ‘Chess Ing was a billionaire from Taiwan with his own ideas of GoeThe stubborn spelling is illustrative for his character, he introduced 7.5 komi in his tourneyThose days most top players preferred to play White – for an ‘easy win’ by one or two pointsThe real attacking players with imagination still were sure Black is still best – and right so!I mention my hero Honinbo takemiya Masaki famous for his ‘cosmic’ style and imaginationI also remember ‘Juju’ Jiang who fled to the USA after the Tien An Min ‘Incident’I conclude my long lecture about the game of Go, its long interesting history of 30-40 centuriesI warmly welcome Your try in any language You like, please feel free to a comment and ‘thumb up’I will try to do two in ‘dead tongues’ Latin G(LTN)and Ancient Greek (AGR)I have double dictionaries to Dutch for both, not for sexy Swedish no need, I’ll invent!I will also try to write a HAIKU in Slovakian, I have my double dictionary E-SK & SK-EI will even try to do one in Russian, not sure about transcriptions from my F-RUS & RUS-FI will even try one in Cashubian with my mini dictionaries (16 pages A6) D-CSB & PL-CSB!Thank you for reading my foolish verses and lengthy explanations till the very end – Poet PETER

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